Chinese Humor

早上,妈妈进屋去叫醒她的儿子:“儿子,起来,该去学校了!”
“为什么?妈!我不想去嘛。”
“告诉我两个你不想去的理由。”
“好吧,孩子们不喜欢我,老师也不喜欢我。”
“这样...不管如何,没有理由不去学校的。”
“妈!那你给我两个理由我非得去学校!”
“好吧!第一,你已经五十二岁了!第二,你是校长!”

One morning, a mother enters a room to wake up her son: "Son, get up, go to school!"
"Why? Mom! I don't want to go."
"Tell me two reasons why you do not want to go."
"Well, the children do not like me, and the teachers also do not like me."
"This...no matter what, there is no reason to not go to school."
"Mom! Then you give me two reasons why I have to go to school!"
"Well, first, you are 52 years old! Second, you are the principal!"