Chinese Humor


One morning, a mother enters a room to wake up her son: "Son, get up, go to school!"
"Why? Mom! I don't want to go."
"Tell me two reasons why you do not want to go."
"Well, the children do not like me, and the teachers also do not like me."
" matter what, there is no reason to not go to school."
"Mom! Then you give me two reasons why I have to go to school!"
"Well, first, you are 52 years old! Second, you are the principal!"